1) "Win the World Cup for us and I'll make love to your wife for you if you really want. I don't mind."
2) "You are an inspiration to many of us here on the Intensive Care Unit at Charing Cross Hospital in London (a Man Utd stronghold). If there's anything we can do to help give us a call."
3) "Happy birthday Beckham!! My name is Yousuke Fujimoto. Made in Japan. I am biggest fun!! I don't English. Beckham Fight!! Fight!! Fight!!"
4) "Happy Birthday Becksy. Love from the thousands of members of Beckham's boys, the gay fan club site."
5) "Happy birthday Beck, you are so gorgeous and such a gentleman, Victoria is the luckiest lady in the world to have you!!!"
6) "Happy Birthday David, You have the same birthday as me, Englebert Humperdinck. Stylish, huh?"
7) "Hope you find it easier to score on and off the pitch...fancy a threesome?"